Self Check Out: A Word to The Wise

Many grocery stores have self-serve checkout lanes designed primarily for decreasing payroll, with an assumed positive side-effect of having faster check outs for those in a rush. That is if some stupid fucking idiot doesn't get in line with a cart full of produce. Earth to dick head: LEAVE IT TO THE PROS! If you don't know the code for those vegetables, don't get in the self serve line. If you have more than a few things, DON'T GET IN THE SELF SERVE LINE.

Let's go over that for the mentally challenged dip shits I see fouling this up every day. The rules for self-service grocery store check-out lanes are as follows. DO NOT USE IF:
- you have more than a few items
- you have non-scanable items (produce, etc.)
- you have KIDS!
- you have alcohol
- you have no fucking idea what to do

Seems simple enough yet always there's some pond scum piece of shit that doesn't get it.