New 'Girlfriend' Crosses The Line

After the first few dates, I slept with this girl I've been seeing two days ago. I am reluctant to call her my girlfriend because after the first time we actually did it, she was laying next to me and asked, "so what are we, friends with benefits?"

And I said "yes."

It didn't upset me that she said friends with benefits and not girlfriend. I had already told her that I was not looking for a monogamous relationship, implying that all I wanted to do was hang out and screw. So her guess was pretty accurate, because to be honest she's flat out loony tunes. And she drinks like a fish - and she's kind of mean on top of all that.

For instance, the other night she's laying next to me and she says, "I don't think you understand how much I like you."

"Oh?" I say. And she gets up in a huff and rolls over and says "you always say the wrong thing."

And I just laughed, "okay." Games.

After awhile she gets cuddly again. She smells like a hangover.

We start to fool around, and I do the responsible thing and get up to put a condom on. When I get back to the bed, she's froze up. So I lie down next to her wondering what the hell it was I did this time. More games.

Next thing I know she pulls this rollover move that removes the condom, and she mounts me before I realize what has happened. I pull out and push her off, and go to get another condom. Once I get back to bed she's froze up again. I go to mount her, to continue the moment and she says, "oh no you had your chance - go to bed." Crazy games.

I slept the night, left in the morning, and haven't called her since. That was two days ago.

Update Aug 5: I got a text at 2 this morning from her that said, "Hope you are having a good week I'll see you around take care." At 10am I responded, "OK you too sounds good."

Problem solved.